vivi is funny

"in malaysia, there are 4 mega sales a year. Each sale lasts for about 3 months."


^___^

if you haven't started laughing yet you need to dig up a hole and live in it.

eh?

i never remember my dreams.
but i have been remembering them night after night.


is something unconsciously wrong with me?!
oh dear u__u'' that's not really good.

so far... my dreams have been
>> a fight with esther because she couldnt play monopoly with me, bagel, illa and natasha b. [...]
>> a last-minute freestyle dance performance with sofia and then turned into a finding-a-ride-home quest at allisha's, who went to a wedding with a white dress, cute princess amedala hair and her glasses, and then to afiq.?
>> something with a really big table
>> trying to escape from this weird house with the blind singer from american idol being not blind but a bit crazy... and then he showed me his big car collection, they were like horses and had their own patch of field to drive about

hmmm...

anyways.
history papers!!
T___T

prepix styles the best

if i ever get to korea
and to meet this team
and go to a workshop or master class


my life would be complete
it would be even MORE complete if i could choreograph something this slick and abstract like his works in mentality



haw teach meeee T________T

WAH family praising time ^^

well well~

this morning when i was going downstairs to do some laundry [*winkwink*] i saw a note on the table and a mamak take out:



^______^ he even put the time
the thing is with parents, even though they drive you nuts 60% of the time, they always do these really small cute things that make you go nawww

i also had the plague honour of cleaning my parents room [because MUMMY that little-- went to JEJU island >:OO] and got so fed up with making the bed.
why the hell do my parents need six pillow cases?!

i complained to mummy. she said;
"well, one is for daddy's head, the other for the wall between us two, the other for his back, another to go on top of his head, one to hug, and one for me to sleep on"
^^''
did you know? the house that we're gonna move into, the closets in mummys room take up alot of the space in her room. there are 2 walls just for closets but on is cut off by the dresser table.

daddy's closet is the one that takes up one whole side of the wall.
and mummy thinks its not enough ^^''
daddy is such a girl o.O

well thats part one of a sorta praising the parents.
and then theres the privilege of having older-working-siblings-who-know-they-will-only-be-loved-by-family-members-if-they-buy-them-presents-at-holidays~ ^^
and arif, being the angel that he is but the week he was back i abused him and made him send me around KL ^^'', he bought me a JUMPER and a jack skelington t-shirt and friggin GLOWS IN THE DARK O___O



^_________^


oh and btw.
i am a worthy human.
why?
because i can complete a 3x3x3 and 4x4x4 rubix cube.
can you?



BWAHAHAHHAHAHA

need to finish this french paper

T__T

flash back

oh wow i was in year 6 and i went on this awesome trip to the isle of white wite write wight with my class.
and nathys was genius enough to take pictures.
and we captured a moment.



i will give you intimate details about all of the people in this picture.
there is the girl on teh veeery far left who's in the darkness. her name is Kimaya.. Right?
anyways. she was a biig tomboy at school, could actually pass for one too. But i hear she's a very girly girl now. ^^

Next to her on the right is Sophia.
now i dont know about you but i really love this girl. havent seen her for ages, last time i saw i picture of her she looked gorgeous. She's teh funniest shit ever, love her house and was the reason to my discovery of love for Cookie Crisps [yes. the cereal]
will definately be seeing her sometime before i die.

under her is me.
waaah im so chuuute ^___^
geee. i looked so skinny too o.O
you should've seen my outifts ^^
eun hye would've never be friends with me >:3

next to ME on teh right is Leyla who is also very gorgeous now, lovely voice too. really miss her as well... hope she's doing alright~
i remember she brought in powerless glasses to school telling everyone she needed glasses.
and we believed her.
until we tried them on.
silly girl ^^''

under me is Pooja
neat freak. tons of birds when i went to her house. cosy place. always had pizza when i went to her house. smart too ^^. i miss herr~

next to leyla is Josh, [the white one]
he is one of two. being the twin brother of Toby. They looked exactly the same but only the masters could tell the difference between them
not really, toby was the skinniest stick i've ever seen and josh looked healthy and has cute cheeks
ahh i miss hanging out with them after school. and then i'd harass their bike or skateboard and play videogames with them... i think we watched Chucky too. Josh was the big chucky fan right?

And then theres the man, Hasan ^^
he always wore sports gear to school. spoke like he was the boss. and i always remember him and his hoody.
wanna hear a funny story i remember quite clearly?

it was when we both liked each other, but didnt do anything about it. and then our friends sat us on that little wooden fence and then they'd sit in a long row parallel to us like 7 ft away and thought that magic would happen.
when instead. me and hasan were like
... *stare into the sky*


^^''
i think i liked josh too.
i liked alot of people in wessex. lets see. from wessex, there was;
Hasan. Toby. Josh. Mohammad. James?
i forgot. i used to know so well!
aaah Wessex Gardens. its a brilliant school. did you now why i went there? because i didnt need to wear uniform and they were the only school that had a pool i was drawn to their colourful students ^^


ahhh
i've been given strength!

dried out

man. i'm trying to study
trying to keep things together.
but i slip all the time and CRAP its all falling apart.




whyyyyy?
@__________@

the internet's back. the procastination continues.
and so does the studying.
*shivers*
monday comes.
the monday of 3 exams.
*dies*


on a brighter note.

...

i've learn 30% of the DT syllabus.
yaay.

oh i want to holiday now.
and go to all those auditions with sofia.
*cries*

NO

LETS GO



this post was pointless.
but oh well.
my head.
go sleep.
okay T__T

never teach mummy a language

when mummy's japanese guests came to malaysia to see tasik chini, mummy had asked me to teach her some simple general words and phrases like thank you and good morning and such.

total disaster.



i just taught her some simple words in korean.
turned out to be worse.

you know why she wants to know? because she's going to jeju island.
yeah.

jeju island.
in korea

URGH
T___T
on the week i have no exams in the middle of my exam month
coincidence much?!?!

im going crazy O__O

anyways. i was trying to teach her how to say
Hello
its
An nyoung ha seh yo
but what does she say instead?
after many experimentation with the sounds she comes up with

"AND YOUNG HAS ASS HOLE--YO"
and laughs
by herself.
O___o

-____-''

desperate measures

i cannot bring myself to read pride and prejudice so i'm reading it along with a podcast X3

its much more fun. but its kinda sad too...

want to join? ><

how to hang clothes like a pro

i've been hanging clothes for a long time now. and throughout the years i have realised that i have become quite the experienced professional at it.

so. this is illia's tutorial on how to hang clothes like a pro. because one day you all would be living on your own or with your new hubby and wifey and will have to learn this.

so you have to read it.
because there are pictures too >:3

OKAAYY

1. seperate white and coloured clothes [and blacks if necesary]--people who dont hang clothes even know this. if you dont. this tutorial might be too extreme for you.

2. i'll do a quite summary on my theory with the washing conditions.
if its all whites: you can go up to 50 or 60 degrees because their all the same
if its coloured: its advisable to stick to low temperatures like 30 because you dont want it to be too hot and all the colours would come out and destroy each other.
as for settings... i dunno, everyone has different washing machines so i wont go into it.

3. location!
you always want to hang clothes where its
- windy
- hot
- not very humid
- won't get rained [unless you can monitor it or know it wont rain]
you know? like transpiration <3

4. preperation:
everyone should have clips because its stupid not to have them

i advise you to get clips that open quite wide, especially if you use hangers


i think using hangers is quite useful because the place where i hang clothes is quite constraint so hangers allows you to hang more despite the small line

5. how to hang:
so you can have the hangers already on one side of the line.
as for clippers, you should arm yourself with some to limit the movement [hee hee]
like so:

[yeah im wearing a mini--its hard not to in these temperatures]

you have to be clever with what to hang with what. what i stick is with
use hangers for t-shirts, trousers, blazers, with minimal use of clippers.
why?
because then the underwear and socks get clipped on with the clippers

observe:

i have sacrificed my family members undies for the sake of this <3

6. evaluate
yes. theres an evaluation in everything in life, even in the process of hanging clothes.

after you hang the clothes. spread them out so they don't cluster so much and try favouring places where you know is hotter and can catch more of the sun.

^_______^

---

OMG. i am so cool.

you should've seen the line before mummy rearranged it. it was like a matrix <3 [it pissed mummy off real bad]

beautiful!

i was reading an article called "The 10 Seduction Tools Every Woman Needs". It's not very interesting, i was hoping for it to be funny. but i love number 10;

10. Knowing that your real body — no boob job, no butt implants, no Botox — is the best seduction tool of all.

let's put those plastic surgeons out of business

we're all beautiful!!

i found my cable

and the abusive picspam posts are back~
you know where that stupid USB connector from the phone to the comps was?
it was in the yellow box downstairs with my other books
o.O
why didn't i check there?


anyways.
ready for the picspamming?
ohhh yeah <3
i was so psyched i even edited some of them X3

okay so i will start of with a view of my new working space!
i have moved out of my room because the big mirror was a distraction [because it compliments so well with my playlist]
and it was too hot



hee hee. like the unnecessary annotation?
the air circulation here is great, the balcony door is always open and the fan above makes it airy.
but you know the flooring in the balcony? it has no hole to let flooded water inside.
if the water was clean i would've played in it.
but i didnt.
because it was dirty.
i spent 10 minutes trying to empty it
it was still full

*sighs*


after the GCSE performances Illa, Eun Hye [later appa and omma too] went to Jusco.
we met Eun Hye's hubby

never mess with the pianist who plays in a piano sale.


AND
my new favourite snack

the carrot

it's really fun to eat.
but we finished it already.
*sighs*


theres only cake left in the fridge
the rest has to be made.
T___T


and a picture for fun


LOL
LOL
LOL

look at the dead fish sofia next to me on the left XDD

<3

bangi bangi bangi...

the rate of cat pregnancy in bangi needs some attention


theres this cat that loves this house.
why?
oh cuz i feed it ikan bilis and milk <3
in return, it pisses all over our grass and gives mummy a hard time when she's doing some gardening.

i work in the hallway facing the stairs cuz its got the fan
and then suddenly that cat just came up teh stairs
i was like
O__O
WOI

and it started running downstairs
and i chased it
it wanted to hug it and carry it up with me
but

1. mummy would be so pissed off to an extent that she would skin the cat and eat it
2. it was pregnant, i dont know how to handle cats
3. my mind has made me think that every single cat will scratch me because they're just evil like that

the pregnancy is probably why its been wanting a lot of food.
i have to start giving it like fish right?


mummy might get pissed.
if only there were fish in that polluted lake a couple districts down from here.
its pretty. but just lacks maintenance thanks to our fellow malaysians and their tendancy to litter.

*sighs*


that cat.
*sighs*



you know why its so good? cuz E-Tribe composed it. and everyone in korea know that they make awesome music. like hyori's u-go-girl, snsd's Gee [GEE!!<3] and Um Jung Hwa's DISCO~ which are all very hypey and stuff.

if you listen closely to the composition, it's very clever and trendy.

i love the colour scheme. teh choreographer either went to heaven or hell making a dance for these boys, fun because there are just so many but not fun because there are soo many...

anyways. there are a couple i like. mainly... 3?
the boy who sings the first verse [29seconds]
the boy who sings after the first verse
and the boy at 1.32 seconds, who is a very good dancer [along with boy number 1]
boy number 2 has crazy vocals. and i like his face. but is it real?
you can never tell with koreans and their way with surgery u___u''

LISTEN TO IT ITS WORTH IT

and yesung looks like yamapi.
my knowledge of asian celebrities it way too great for you to comprehend

LOL
LOL
LOL

this was on Allisha's or Bagel's MacBook thing. laptop. wtv [urgh macs]
ooh how we make the world go round~

tom and jerry

that 8 mark question on question 6 was SO unnecessary. It's unbelievable how much crap i had to talk about the nazi-soviet pact when i learnt like a tinsy paragraph on it in my books.

well. thats over and done with. 2 more to go baby.
and thankies to amy who wished me luck ^^. did you text me this morning? i have no idea who it was. was it rude for me not to reply? [i am very stingy with my credit]

anyways. enough of exams. i'm gonna suffer through the next week OKAY.


today i was watching tom&jerry on TV. i love that show. it was one of my childhood shows that i watched on video more that 89072 times.
the episode i watched today put me into shock.
tom and jerry were working together to gang up on some ugly dog.
what are the writers THINKING?!

and then suddenly, jerry has this ugly red bow thing around his neck.
ehhhh?

this is going against the honour of being an actual decent tv show that have some sort of non-fictionary characteristics such as no clothing [which has clearly been abused here] and the ability to not talk [which i have seen in tom and jerry episodes before. that was a shock]

i was in disgust watching that episode. it was a total failure in my opinion.
Luckily, the next episode was rather pleasing because they started breaking each other and jerry's cousin muscle just is awesome.

oh yummy
so tom and jerry hated each other in that episode which put my heart in ease. <3


my heart is in total anger.
why?
because i cannot find that cable for my laptop to my phone.
the charger to my phone completely busted and i cannot charge my phone.
illa is going through her dontcareaboutdoinganychorescuzilliawilldoit phase.
parts of my hair is rebonded.
24 hours is not enough for 1 day.
the world is going through a crisis.
i'm making all this up because i feel like it.
i missed the first 45 minutes of hairspray.
i really wanna watch that movie with that korean actor.
i really want to whiz through this next month in one piece.
that stupid question in the stupid exam could have cost me a lot of marks.
i am not ready for my ICT exam.
i will never be ready for my english lit exam.

but on a brighter note.
i found my orange wetcomb i got from the guardian.
it was under my bed with its friends, the dust bunnies.

T________________T


its okay.
fight fight fight.
=___=

GCSE Drama

The pieces i saw tonight as well as last night were spectacular, i'm really proud of everyone who did their piece. It's really a great but sad feeling when you finish that performance right?

They were just. Wow. It's sad that everything was so depressing, it was either a death, self-obsession, or flaw that catapults everyone into these crazy monologues and ideas.

It was hard to state whose piece i favoured the most, there were 7 in total. Although the concepts were similar, they were all interpreted from completely different angles. I love watching plays like these. They really make you think.

But those who have graced my memory;
-Esther and Katie's chemistry
-Sarah P and Joe's chemistry
-Sofia's monologue
-Hazel's monologue
-Sheldon's groups physical parts *ohhh mingtiii!!*
-Leah's group's group moments
-Katherine's monologue
-Eun Hye's anorexic tea party moments

AH!

The arts. Who would be spiritually awake without them?

I wanna act now ^^! I'll write a playscript this summer and drag my friends into it >:3
it'll be about.

A tailor, who was a cat. and made fur coats.
*lol;;only sofia understands this*

wah.


on another note. this is a song that's been driving me up the wall cuz its so addictive ><:



LISTEN TO ITTT.



** i apologize for these recent entries to be pictureless--but i cannot find the cable for the phoneTOlaptop T__T

*giggles*

i shouldn't be putting on music when its maghrib, but i did right. and then mummy told me off from downstairs.
she said.

"OI. TURN OFF YOUR... YOUR RADIO OFF"

*laughs*
it may not amuse you. but it would if she called everything that gives off music a radio. Whether it be the tv, or an iPod, or if your playing on iTunes X3.


hahaha. she really fails to remember anything.
you see. She calls Hello Kitty, kitty mitty.
And Game Boy, Hell Boy.
And Eun Hye, He-Man.
who i really miss @__@. i should call her tonight. i never do


^^


gotta love the parents.

11P yearbook photo

i dont think you guys have seen this yet. but its pretty super awesome because i am the only person capable of doing this magic.

BWAHAHA
*glows*


Clickey on it for a nicer and bigger version [it'll open up to a new window, dont worry i am thoughtful enough to have considered it ^^]

*wallpaper versions are available too*


Ahhh....
I should go do my revision now.
its just that. there's something about the New Deal that puts me off. Its easy. It really is. It's just that.
URGH.
you know?!

woops

was reading the other blogs. and totally forgot to be all mushy mushy about the last day of school.

^___^''' silly me~.
hmmmm... now how shall we go about this?

i'll just list some moments like carina. because its easy for you to read and nobody really wants to read paragraphs about it <3.

1. SEASAC BADMINTON 2009
oh maan that was a trip. the atmosphere, the playing, the unity and fighting spirit. truly something that will be missed. thanks to amy, who is leaving, stupid.
notable moments;
-steven and mr. chisti's face off
-han eol's passport photo
-amy's annoying regrets ^^''
-free time in the mall; as one big fat family

2. SEASAC ARTS 2009
FUSION--that was cool. pamela's speech was very touching. totally feeling her love for dance and such. ahh the girls were so awesome ^__^ cultural dance FTW!

3. ART 2006/07/08/09
Those 2 crazy years of sleepless nights doing art. And its all finished. all gone. You know? its quite sad... But it was really a joy. Like xue lin said, the environment of the class was like family. wah. i didnt really feel any competition. Just jealousy. [but that kinda went away in year 11 cuz Xue Lin didn't face me in class].

I just want to say. That i really really like the smell of the art and music buildings. the art building has like this GOTOWORK kinda smell and the music has this GOTOSLEEP kind of vibe. Especially with them carpet floors... So comfy.

4. ICT with Bagel and Asyraf
bagel. who is either looking down at my cockiness. or unaware of how extremely crazy she is at almost all times. and asyraf, where it's always an english lesson when you're talking to him XP.
i'm really gonna miss bagel. she's so lovely. i love her so much. i only got to really really know her in ICT. which i am so thankful for. THANK YOU GODS OF THE ICT [mr edmunnnds <3] FOR COLLIDING OUR PATHS <3

5. lunch and afterschool at DT
that's a lot of lunchtimes and afterschool sessions i went to. and when i think back. what the hell did i do!? im such a stupid hesitant person that i am incapable of making the progress my brain wants me to do in an hour.
*sighs*
but i did feel super cool using all those machines *winkwink*

6. EUN HYE
inside or out. there's always something dramatic with her

7. SOFIA
whether we be dancing or be talking or be going to jusco to eat japanese food. her sarcasm has really improved. her wit and smart-talk can really make you laugh. X3
i hope she can be a dancer. or a choreographer. or something like that so i can use her to shortcut me into that line of business >:3

8. physics
its fun when your on a table with ming-ti,
who thinks your being racist about the chinese if you blame him for practically anything.
han eol,
who likes to call you a retard and an idiot, dissing you out of your capabilities and hitting you like your not a girl [which to an extent i can be thankful for]
afiq,
who is just real fun stuff. from his 5-year-old pencil cases, weird noises in class to his little SMK note books ^^".
navin,
who we all love for his brains and choice of words. total suck up. he's allowed to though, he's smart ^^
james,
who always fails to bring the correct books into class, but also never fails to answer ming-ti's questions despite not having anything in front of him, correctly.
he also likes to tipex his scissors and run it under water in the sink...

9. eating in class
specifically maths and english. fueled by hartina and her lovely stash of dried jambu ^^

thats all i can think of right now. oh dear. im becoming nostalgic.
its gonna prevent me from doing any actual revision.
which i have yet to tell you about.
my history revision notes.
so pretty
<3

i am allowed to be full of myself because i worked REALLY hard on spacing out the headings on teh spider diagrams.
im not a spider diagrammy person. but it seems to work. it really does.
BAH.


WOW. LOOK. a long post.
if you really read this.
good on you. i bet you only understood half of it ^^

goodbye year 11 ^^

washing the palette
squeezing the paint
painting the canvas
using my body
using my brain
finished the artwork

STOP

have you considered?


Probably the most significant art song that has ever been composed in the history of the alice smith school.

gotta get a copy of that performance <3.


composer: illia
music: xuelin+illia+bagel
lyrics: xuelin+illia+bagel

what a team.


i should insert a picture here so that it'll make sense.
...
i'll grab it off facebook
>:3


[courtesy of mika]



and and ME!


oh yeah. thats it
[courtesy of mika]



[courtesy of allisha]
gawsh devi looks cool.


really love school ^__^